danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
goobsohard: The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
Gods can have it all, so why can't I?:... →
shutupaugust: theroleplayarchive: You don’t understand. If we RP together, I want you to wake me up at 5am with ideas. I want to lose sleep over the fact that they’ve broken up, I want the manips, I want the chatzys, I want the broken heart and the tears. I want all of that….
pewpuupalace: zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who have can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you. 500% me
Cheeses Are Good: dyslexicbadger: gaylienz:... →
suck-my-bumblebee: dyslexicbadger: gaylienz: attackofthepartycannon: zimgalforevah: attackofthepartycannon: jaclcfrost: just search your name on here and look at the drawbacks it’s so worth it i promise are you fucking serious right now SARANWRAP I’m,… Bean Beaner Genie Gina Beana Gina Weena Genie Weenie Thumbellina Thumbila Gene Gina Pig Gina Ballerina Gina Bo...
The Seven Shittiest Sins
Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit
barkthedog: Guys. I figured out how to seduce Samuel….I am the champion. WHAT I NEED TO KNOW
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
glamour-parade: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
逃げちゃ駄目だ: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers... →
queensimia: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes: teachers who complain about grading work are you fucking kidding me. no. no you sit the fuck down. LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically prepare students for standardized tests that contain literally nothing you feel like they need to learn...
sushiandpie: phantoms4evr: janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
sharkyrook: fullmetal-dipshit: the-nicest-asshole: UK grading system 75-100 A+ 70-74 A 64-69 A- 60-63 B+ 55-59 B 50-54 B- 46-49 C+ 43-45 C 38-42 C- 35-37 D 0-34 Time to move to the UK Dude I would kill for that grading scale THAT’S NOT FAIR